Crooked in Canada

When I heard the first report about an American high school girl who disappeared in Aruba after having a few drinks in the franchise restaurant and night club Carlos n Charlies in Oranjestad, for whatever reasons my first thoughts were that she had been kidnapped, and then sold as a sex slave.

I don’t know why that was the first thing that popped into my head, but after seeing her senior high school portrait today for only the second time since I first caught the story on Fox News, I can see why I thought that, after all she is an attractive young girl, the kind of girl rich Arab sheiks would pay a good dollar for to add to their harem, if of course she was sold as a sex-slave.

While there is absolutely no evidence that she was sold into sex slavery, that theory can’t be discounted given that a) there is absolutely no evidence that a murder has been convicted, and b) the fact that the prime suspect in the case Joran van der Sloot, the last person to see her, has recently been linked to the sex-slavery trade in Thailand and the Netherlands.

Call me a whack job, but apparently there is evidence that van der Sloot is involved in the trafficking of women in Thailand, and the Netherlands. Keep in mind that  he has been filmed engaging in a human-trafficking meeting, which when you think about it, gives legs to my initial theory that Natalee was sold as sex slave three years ago.

This isn’t the first time that Joran has been caught on video doing or saying something that should have raised a few red flags when it comes to the investigation in Natalee’s disappearance, and quite frankly I am a little perplexed as to why the investigators haven’t put more pressure on the Dutch dirtball, especially since  respected Dutch reporter Peter de Vries is the one who shot the video of Joran engaging in a sex trafficking operation in a Dutch hotel room where he is seen chatting it up with somebody claiming to be a  Dutch sex-trade entrepreneur. Unbeknownst to Joran the man is actually is working undercover for de Vries, who is a credible and very well respected journalist whose investigative journalism the authorities seem to have all but ignored.

That same reporter by the way has video footage of Joran telling somebody that he knows exactly what happened to Natalee and what happened to her body. Joran has since changed his tune on that song he was singing while under the influence of marijuana, explaining his comments away to authorities by saying that he was only telling the person what he thought the person wanted to hear. Yeah right Joran!

What a f**king toss this Dutch kid is, and isn’t it convenient for him that his father at the time of Natalee’s disappearance, was a well respected legal authority in Aruba and the Netherlands.

Again call me a whack job, but Paul van der Sloot should also be considered a prime suspect in Natalee’s disappearance, especially after a witness was able to place him with his son near a pond in front of his house at 4:00am on May 30, 2005, the night Natalee apparently vanished.

That witness has passed two polygraph tests, but conveniently for the van der Sloots that witness has been absolutely ignored by Hans Mos, the lead prosecutor on the case who since taking over the case has gone out of his way to impede the investigation into the van der Sloot family, and to make the Holloway case disappear. He’s f**king around and as far as Crooked in Canada is concerned it is deliberate.

I could be forgiven for thinking that Mos and the people he answers to might be a little dirty, that they are going out of their way to cover-up the connection between the van der Sloots and Natalee’s disappearance, but he isn’t exactly gung ho about the case according to reports I have heard on Fox News.

I think that Mos and his superiors, the very people he would have to answer to, are either very, very corrupt , or they are being bribed or blackmailed by the van der Sloot family to make the case go away.  On the off chance that Paul van der Sloot is blackmailing them into making the case go away, or at the very least exclude them as prime suspects in Natalee’s disappearance, then he must have some heavy shit on them.

Whatever the reasons for the failures in this investigation, the Aruba police appear to be nothing more than pawns in the investigation, and since I don’t know any better I am going to assume that the police are more interested in job security and their own personal agenda when it comes to their handling of the case.

Another witness has come forward in recent days too, and she is claiming that Joran confessed to her that he was involved in dumping Holloway’s body at sea, which brings me to my sex-slave theory.

In the first undercover operation Peter de Vries conducted we learned from Joran himself that he took her to the beach, had sex with her, she began to convulse and that he called a friend with a boat. He believes she  was dying or dead, so he says. The fact that he mentions anything about her dying or being dead seems like a convenient excuse to me, one that could have been deliberately throwing out there in attempt to deflect attention away from a more sinister plan which in a moment I will reveal.

He says he called a friend with a boat who arrives on the scene, and that they take her out to sea where her body is thrown overboard. Obviously he is playing up this “Natalee is dead” angle and to top it off he is non-chalant about it, at least he was in the video. Who knows how he told the story to police after the “new evidence” appeared before them.

Now about that sinister plan. Given that de Vries has recently connected Joran to trafficking in woman ,it seems a little more than possible that Joran targeted Natalee as a sex-slave, spiked her drink at Carlos n Charlies to incapacitate her, and then convinced her to go to the beach with him where a friend (perhaps even his father Paul) would be waiting with a boat to whisk them off to a secret rendezvous at sea with the buyer.

They set sail for a pre-arranged meeting with the buyer, Joran exchanges  an unconcious Natalee for money  and he heads back to shore. Joran may not have been lying when he says he dumped her at sea, and  dumping her at sea could mean anything really.

I think Natalee is still alive, and not unlike many women we have heard about who have been sold into the sex-trade; it may be many years before Natalee turns up or is discovered. Of course this is just another one of my whacked out theories and there is no evidence that that is in fact what happened. But it isn’t a stretch to think that, right?

If Natalee were dead I think there would have been some evidence, a shoe, a piece of clothing, or something that would point to her death discovered by now, and yet after 3 years not one piece of physical evidence has been found, nor has the boat that Joran claims he used been found.

The other thing to consider is that if her lifeless body was dumped into the sea, surely after three years and an exhaustive search by Equifax, something would have turned up, but having been a sailor myself I have heard that the sea doesn’t gives up it’s dead (or is it it’s secrets-I can’t remember). That’s a myth of course.

I also think the van der Sloots would love nothing more than for Natalee to be declared dead thereby deflecting attention from what really happened to Natalee, that she was sold as sex-slave, but again I am just making an assumption.

As for the investigation itself, I would say that Paul van der Sloot has many ‘connected’ colleagues and friends in Aruba and the Netherlands given his high standing in legal circles, and that those friends and colleagues are going out of their way to derail the police investigation. If not because of bribery and blackmail, then for the sake of their friend and their colleague.

Bribes certainly wouldn’t be out of the question, and would go along way in helping the van der Sloot ’s cause,  and they do have the financial means to pay off the right people.

As for the Aruba police, I think they are reluctant players in what many have said is a cover-up, and like  I alluded to early they might have been threatened with the loss of their jobs or worse, and their reluctance has more to do with self-preservation than anything else. They’re just doing as they are told.

Like I said I could be very, very wrong about all this, but you have to admit my theory is plausible if nothing else.

Unless her body turns up, I am going to assume that she is still alive, and that she is being held  captive as somebody’s sex-slave, and that one day many years from now she will turn up somewhere.