Man that clown Conrad Black, remember him, he’s the guy who renounced his Canadian citizenship, only to want the Canadian government to help him with his legal predicament in the U.S. after he was busted for obstructing justice and three counts of wire fraud related to his stealing of $6.1 million from his own company.
Man he was, and still is probably, a very greedy bastard, and we certainly haven’t heard the last of Conrad Black’s legal problems. Before he kick’s the bucket, whether it is in prison or on “the outside”, somebody somewhere will nail his cashed-up Canadian ass again.
Speaking of Canadian ass, how about his daughter Alana Black, she used to have a tight little ass didn’t she? I wonder if her father’s legal problems have caused her to seek solace in “comfort food,” and if that tight little ass is still tight?
For a man who has been disgraced and embarrassed as much as the media baron has been in recent years, he sure has a lot of balls asking the outgoing U.S. president to commute the 6 ½-year prison sentence he received in July 2007, doesn’t he?
How long now has the arrogant, holier-than-thou former press baron been in sitting in Florida prison cell now for anyway, it’s been what eight months or so? Black must be so hard done by inside what many have describe as a kind of Club-Med for well-off convicted felons who are to weak and spineless to serve out their time in some of the “mainstream” correctional facilities in the U.S. like an asshole like myself would be sentenced to if I had committed a multi-million dollar theft.
Maybe his request has something to do with bitches and bending over in the shower to pick up the soap.
Black’s request is pretty f**king funny really, and it is highly unlikely that Dubya is going to even take the time to review Black’s application, if in fact it doesn’t wind up going through the shredder first. I know if I was one of Bush’s aides and Black’s application happened to appear before me, I’d laugh at it and file it on “G” for garbage. It would never make to Dubya’s desk.
What I find even more comical about Black’s request is that he has a lot of nerve asking the president for a pardon after the many times he ridiculed and criticised the American justice system during his trial. Like I said, “HE HAS A LOT OF BALLS!”
Despite the fact that during his 8 years in office Dubya has said and done a lot of stupid things, I really don’t think he would be stupid enough to grant somebody a pardon who hasn’t even come close to serving one-third of his prison sentence, about the amount of time Black would have had to serve in Canada before being granted parole if he had been convicted and sentence for his white collar crime in Canada.
Black is doing his time in what could easily be mistaken for a two or three star motel, and serving out his sentence until he is eligible for parole in that facility should be a walk in the park for him if Dubya does what I expect him to do, deny Black’s request.
Of course one can’t always can’t on the little Texan do always do the right thing.
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